Having a life on the outside

Because the mediocrity of lab politics can't rival the sheer pleasure of feeding slugs to my chickens - because I hate lab politics, as well as slugs, and because my chickens love the slugs.
So after another crappy day, which takes me closer to unemployment (well, eventually, that will happen, unless some kind of miracle), rather than going home to work on my laptop (can't you spot the work-life balance here?), I go to the garden, with my umbrella, I collect slugs, open the coop, and feed them to my aptly named chicken, predator :)